Kappa Identification Test

Do you know what KKA stands for?
….and how it originated?
Do you know who is the Kappa CEO?
Have you ever owned a Kappa shirt?
….and currently still own a Kappa shirt?
….and still wear your Kappa shirt on occasion?
Have you ever attended a Kappa birthday party?
....that involved clubbing?
....that involved karaoke-ing?
....that involved bowling?
....that involved taking a drunk Kappa home?
……..on more than one occasion?
Have you ever gone clubbing at Tripps?
....Chillers?
....El Rey?
….at more than one of those clubs in the same week?
….at more than one of those clubs in the same night?
Have you seen the movie Swingers?
….more than once?
….and own a copy of the movie?
Have you ever used the phrase, "You are so money!"?
....or the phrase, "Vegas, baby! Vegas!"?
Have you ever been to Las Vegas?
....as a VIP guest?
Have you ever won more than $100?
....more than $500?
....only to lose it all back?
.…….but still thought that you could walk away a winner?
..……….plus win enough to cover expenses?
Do you think mini baccarat is a stupid game?
….yet have done battle with the “merlins” at the mini baccarat table?
….yet have ridden Stan’s coattails when he’s been hot?
Do you golf?
….and own your own set of golf clubs?
……..which are conveniently stored in the trunk of your car at all times?
Have you played in a Kappa golf tournament?
….in LA?
….in the Bay Area?
….in Vegas?
Do you know who is nicknamed Spare Change?
….Beaker?
….Krusty?
….Bunions?
….Dre?
….Mr. Furious?
Do you know who is a Scottie Pippen look-alike?
Do you know who was famous for saying “C’mon-n-n-n-n!”?
….for saying “That stuff never happens!”?
….for saying “Cha-ching!”?
….for saying “Really?”
….for saying “Don’t make me open up a can!”?
….for saying “It’s all good!”?
Do you know what it means when Stan says, “Just 10 minutes!”?
….when Sach calls himself a “mutt?”
….when Long calls Stan a “muppet?”
Have you been to Club California?
Have you lived in Club California?
Have you been to Apt. #532?
….and stayed overnight?
….looking for a free meal?
….to meet up with the other Kappas before heading out?
….to play Sega/Nintendo?
….to use that state-of-the-art 486?
….to play APBA?
……..over the phone?
Have you ever gone to the BioMed cafeteria to study?
….and ended up not studying at all?
….but wound up playing that stupid number game instead?
Have you ever eaten Mama Chan’s cooking?
….eaten $1 Chinese?
….ordered in Pad See Ew?
….eaten at Dolores?
….eaten at Norm’s?
Have you ever been to a Kappa dinner where the tab was split?
….and ended up paying a lot more than what your meal should have cost?
Have you ever collected a free dinner?
….on more than one occasion?
….from Brian Ong?
Have you ever treated the Kappas to dinner?
Have you participated in any IM sports (as a player or spectator)?
….including football?
….including basketball?
….including softball?
….including volleyball?
….including soccer?
….including tennis?
Have you ever been to the Wooden Center?
….to workout?
….and followed that workout with lunch at Taco Bell?
Have you ever participated in Midnight Madness during finals week?
Have you been to a Kappa Pot-Luck?
….and brought food?
……..that you made?
Have you ever helped Stan move?
….more than once?
Have you ever played foosball at Charlie & Grace’s?
Have you ever been to “friendly” El Monte?
….Sherman Oaks?
….Monterey Park?
….San Juan Capistrano?

Scoring

91-100: Kappa CEO

81-89: Kappa Officer

71-79: Lifetime Kappa Member

61-69: Genuine Kappa

51-59: Honary Kappa

41-49: Kappa Pledge

31-39: Kappa Associate

0-29: Outcast